Funny thing happened today. And by funny, I mean…..I wanted to hit this girl. Cue story:
After running some errands and doing some light shopping this evening, K and I went to dinner at O.utback. The hostess makes some small talk on the way to our table……we small talk back. Then she seats us at our booth, looks at me and says,”Wow, you look like you’re about to pop.”
Umm…she’s joking right? (Thinking this to myself)
Guess not. I say….”Actually…..no. We’re 6 mos today”.
She THEN proceeded to say, “Wowwwww, you’re going to have a big baby.”
Okay…she obviously doesn’t know WHEN to close her mouth.
THEN…..oh yeah, it gets better. She says, “My friend is a little over 8 months pregnant and is about your size”.
Are you freaking kidding me??? I can hit her right? Please tell me I can hit her. Does she have any idea how stupid she sounds? Has she ever SEEN a pregnant woman? Really??? Has she ever actually SEEN one that was “ready to pop!?”
She goes on to smile and say “Your server will be right with you…enjoy your meal!”
Did I mention I wanted to hit her?